christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

catalystconduit:

i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster 

colourchemist:

thank goodness for tumblr, i would have been doing both wrong 

bvixx:

when you’re not in that stranger’s follow forever

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ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

queerlupine:

remus lupin loving all things feminine

owning floral notebooks and pink inkwells

wearing perfume with lavender undertones

having perfectly manicured nails every day of the week, with the other marauders wondering how the hell he makes it out of herbology without any dirt under his nails

remus loving feminine things because waking up every month naked and covered in you and your friends’ blood is terrifying and the vanilla scented candle by his bed may not be particularly ‘manly’ but he’ll be damned if it’s not relaxing

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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videoisvideo:

stupidsexychespin:

SET ME FREE

TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY

chief-keefs-lotion:

dewitts:

sodomywithsaddam:

okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)

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this bitch murdered her own cat